I don't really understand this game, but here goes:
Pockets: Keys, Wallet, Phone
Desk: Pencils, Paper, Vaporizer pipe, jar of weed, lighter, bottle opener.
Life is pretty good, man
If you have a lighter why do you need a bottle opener? Opening a beer bottle with a bic lighter is perhaps the most important skill i learned in college. That, and that one trick with the clitoris, but I can't share that one because I think it's like my trademark move. Proprietary information