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What would you do?


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Poll: What would you do? (27 member(s) have cast votes)

You have a husband/wife/significant other that you plan on spending your life with. They come home with a briefcase full of cash, about $10 million. They admit that they robbed a bank. Nobody died, and they think they got away with it.

  1. Keep the secret, keep the lover, keep the money (22 votes [81.48%])

    Percentage of vote: 81.48%

  2. Turn them in to the law. (1 votes [3.70%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.70%

  3. Break up with them but don't turn them in. (1 votes [3.70%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.70%

  4. Other - Requires Explanation (3 votes [11.11%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.11%

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#1
OFFLINE   Commando

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Just curious....but I have a feeling asking this question of all you drunks and moral degenerates is going to bias the results away from what I would get if it were a random sample of citizens.


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OFFLINE   Momo-aniki

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Other - Keep Secret, Keep Money, Keep Lover, Run -- Now.

Fuck if they think we are safe. Charter a private yacht, sail with dosh to nearest country without extradition treaty. Live a mostly quiet life never working a day.

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OFFLINE   Drunk Nerds

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Robbery always screws the little guy. The 10 million isn't going to matter to greedy bank execs takeaway $, they'll just short the workers $10 million in benefits and pay next time its time for a round of raises.

 

So I'd anonymously return the money and enter into several kinds of counseling. Therapy for my partner, and couples counseling for them not sharing this side of themselves with me/me not realizing this side of them was there.


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If they don't get caught wouldn't say a word, keep partner, keep money. If they get caught and spend 30 years in prison, leave them, go to the grave claiming I had no idea they robbed anything.

 

Plus... I think that would be an amazing way to win any argument for the rest of your lives together: "AT LEAST I DIDN'T ROB A BANK!"



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Requires explanation.

 

If they did it by force (IE weapons in the faces, hostages, etc., but nobody gets hurt in the process) -  I would steal the very money they stole, then leave her.. she's got a fuckin' screw loose, but why give up an excellent oppurtunity to be filthy rich?

 

If they did it by ingenoius heist - Feel emasculated, but stay with her. Why give up an excellent opputunity to be filthy rich? (and bang a notorious master bank theif)


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Keep the secret, Keep the lover, Keep the money. There is a song by Eminem called "Lose Yourself"

 

"if you could get everything you ever wanted in a single moment, would you grasp it? or just let it slip?"

 

I could get everything I had ever wanted ten times over with 10 million dollars, so I would grasp it.



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If they don't get caught wouldn't say a word, keep partner, keep money. If they get caught and spend 30 years in prison, leave them, go to the grave claiming I had no idea they robbed anything.

Plus... I think that would be an amazing way to win any argument for the rest of your lives together: "AT LEAST I DIDN'T ROB A BANK!"


Bobby wins. And I agree.

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I agree with you, Nerds, except about the first part.  The bank won't lose money because they're insured by the FDIC.  So in essence you're really robbing the government.


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You robbed a bank don't you?

 

I knew all those Payday 2 sessions were a bad influence.



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I knew all those Payday 2 sessions were a bad influence.

Haha GET IN DA VAN!!

 

I chose the first one as long as they aren't wanted for murder as well.


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