Hey guys. A few days ago I saw The Force Awakens in theaters...and ho-lee fuck. This is THE best Star Wars movie ever made. It is incredibly action packed, clever, and with fantastic pacing, beautiful, brilliant settings, brilliant story. The way they show the force in this movie is fantastic. In the theater, there was crazy bass every time someone was getting force-fucked, and it helped to demonstrate that there were actually invisible waves of energy which they use to manipulate their environment, because the bass was so strong that I could feel it. I went back and watched the first Star Wars movie, and actually turned it off about half way through because the experience I was getting could never live up to the new movie, and it just really bored me.
Of course I had one or two niggles with the movie, but overall, what a fucking ride. What a glorious fucking ride. WHO ELSE HAS SEEN THIS SHIT? AND WHY IS IT THE BEST STAR WARS? AND HAN SOLO? FUCK. There is a three-word spoiler that can destroy this movie for people, and I am supremely surprised that I didn't see it before seeing the movie.
Is Lord Snoke really Darth Plagueis? WHAT THE FUCK HAS LUKE SKYWALKER BEEN UP TO? What will we find in the original Jedi temple? Will we see a reappearance of Yoda? How badass is Rey? How fucking amazing was the introduction to Finn? A storm trooper with fucking post-traumatic stress disorder? My friend and I shit ourselves watching this movie under the influence of LSD. When we got home we went on Reddit to read about it, and we found one thread with like 5500 upvotes, and we could not fucking figure it out. It was something to do with Chewy's gun, Han, how powerful it is, and how it fucked over Kylo so bad. We seriously sat there for 20 minutes trying to figure this Reddit thread out, and then it finally clicked that they were just going over some stupid shit that was totally obvious to us in our tripping minds.
For the first time in the series Han Solo uses Chewy's crossbow blaster, and he realizes it's really fucking powerful, and makes a few jokes about it in the movie. Later when Kylo Ren shoves his saber through Solo's chest, Chewy fucking blasts Ren with his cannon-of-a-blaster. That's what allows Finn and Rey, inexperienced in the way of the force, to fuck his shit up.
When Rey and Finn first start flying the Millennium Falcon? What a badass fucking scene that was. You could totally see that the Force was helping Rey even though she'd never flown anything that big.
When Rey first uses her force powers to influence a storm trooper? What a great fucking scene that was. When Rey and Kylo are battling it out and Kylo realizes how powerful her Force powers are without any training? Jesus, I shit myself. Anyway I'm just rambling a bit thinking about how fucking awesome that experience was. What a fantastic film, probably the best film I've seen...that I can think of right now.
Also someone edit my thread. I accidentally put The Force Unleashed as the title after that crappy video game from years ago. I'm hammered.