Okay, Pizza Port Chronic (Amber) Ale
Appearance: Head was just alright when I poured it. Clear amber body, not sure what to say
Aroma: The dawn of spring may be affecting my sense of smell, but my sinuses are clear and I'm barely getting anything. I don't know smell words, but this has that almost syrupy or molassesy or mapley scent that I like.
Mouthfeel: The fizz assaults the palate with a million itty bitty bubbles that mostly excite rather than hurt, but there is an unpleasant instant with the sip. Good for an ale.
Taste: Decent, but not great.
Overall: Very drinkable, and I really want another because I burned my thumb and forefinger on my meat thermometer 20 minutes ago because I forgot it was hot from being in the oven, they still reeling, and the can/glass is cold.
34 out of 50, but again I may be underscoring because I don't want to give something a high score and then run into something that far surpasses it more than the scale can show