Things I learned at Beachfest:
-- My love for you all shall never fade
-- Big Sexy thinks I'm squeamish
-- Luke is dapper AF
-- DefendThat and I are gossip queens
-- Codemonkey is sneaky sneaky with video
-- Phantisma and I are professional ballroom dancers now
-- Drunk Nerds lives for Trivia
-- Dirty Mike is never, ever afraid to call you on your shit
-- If you're not careful, Reeeeeech will attack
-- Even if Mando isn't there, I am still referred to as Queen of the Clam
-- I think Trebec and I are sister wives now?
-- Momo has nerves of steel to bring a new girlfriend to Beachfest, but it's okay because she's a BAMF
-- Drink is very wise, even if your services are awkwardly offered (she knows what I mean)
-- Deviant is always down for a wennie run
-- Hammer makes the world's greatest campfire sandwiches
-- If you bang on the door enough, Kdoie will answer naked and yell at you
-- Pezz approved of my music, and I was allowed to DJ all weekend. Twas an honor
-- Pete & Cynthia are super chill
-- DasBear will give you the MTV Cribs tour of his tent. It's about 30 seconds but worth waking him up in the morning for
-- Zas is a snorer.
-- Nerdy Rage is always down for a good time
-- DCook is one of the most kind people I've ever met
-- I live for Akbar's morning streching routine
-- Harvey will show you his testicles, just ask
-- T.Gunner - never listen to us. We will get you wasted.
-- Eli is down for cuddles 100% of the time
-- I am the official picture taker of the Captain that is Trips
- I believe I have seen half of the clams testicles now
- I will get sick no matter what after trivia trying to wrangle you fucks in
- Tanner is just a tornado of destruction, but he does know how to make it up to me
- Bringing a shewee next year because I want to pee outside DAMN IT
- I apparently can induct people into the CSS roster, but there is a very specific criteria
- Wennie's for days
- I like to change clothes, and apparently people will notice
- Long Live the Sadness Circle of the last night of Beachfest where we round up all the alcohol and drink it, very depressingly.
I love each and every one of you, I think I got everyone written down. Please let me know if I forgot anyone. I know that day I spent in bed made me miss a few things. I'm going to have to find a way to take better care of my voice next year... it's still fucked up.
Kisses my loves!