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OFFLINE   DasBearBlaster

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So my birthday is coming up next week and my wife offered to do whatever I want "sexually", So... I've started a list.

I figure the best thing to do is ask for more than you want and settle in the middle for the good stuff.
I'm asking for suggestive ideas of things that could be on said list. real / extreme / enjoyable. Just... why not?  if you can think it , let's put it on the list.

 

THE LIST:
Tickle her asshole until you need a handwipe.
96 because 69 is old news.

Wax your balls and have them sucked until they shine.


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OFFLINE   Drunk Nerds

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My wife does this super-erotic thing:

 

She takes a potato, skins it, then truncates the top and bottom, leaving a cylinder. Cook 350 degrees for 15 minutes. Then preheat a pan to high heat with EVOO and sage. Fry the top and bottom of the cylinder. Serve with asparagus and pork chops, the taste is orgasmic.


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OFFLINE   Drunk Nerds

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Also, anal


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OFFLINE   pink.taco

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Yesss, let her put her dick in your butthole.


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OFFLINE   DasBearBlaster

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I really expected more creative ideas.
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OFFLINE   Trebec

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Pick a porn, and copy everything they do? 


Trebec - "I want to save all of the animals."

Starfish - "Don't be a hero."

 

Code - "That snap. You sent my wife. It made me hard." 

 

Reeeeeeeech - "You're either the dick, or the face. Sometimes you might be the balls." 


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OFFLINE   J_Roo

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Its all been done really - maybe she tosses your salad - but that may remind you why you were gay in the first place......



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You should dress up like a cheerleader, and your wife like a jock. Cover yourselves in a nice meat sauce (kinda like the kind you would put in lasagna. But not too hot, let it cool off a bit first) and get pegged by your wife.
Bear Porn: "I'm not done talking about cervical mucus. I have opinions"

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ThrillerRob: "And I am the conductor of the rape train! Choo Choo!"

Codemonkey: "I'm going to get surgery so my wife can peg me"

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Have sex in the missionary position for the explicit purpose of procreation.
OR
Sacrifice a small child and use its blood as lube.
I love it when a clam comes together.

It's not fast spawn out there so be careful

WE SUM DUM LEADURZ.

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I really expected more creative ideas. 

 


 

suspend her in the air in a harness or with meathooks from a rope and twist the rope up really hard then let torsion do the work until she spins down onto your penis creating a vagina vortex 


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