Here is my entry.
Name: Stinkolai von Petersburg
Box Title: The Kartoshka of Kaos!
Greatest strength: The strong smell of my love for MOTHER RUSSIA
Greatest fear: Being eaten alive by hungry hungry hippos
Origin: Born to a nettle farmer on the edge of a cliff who impregnated himself, Stinkolai grew up eating nothing but fermented sturgeon and onions until he was 11 years old, when he had to start defeating the onions, and later weasels, in hand-to-hand combat.
Motto: Fish for a day keeps you gay
"Can your anus make it 12 hours?" -Codemonkey
"Gay Underage Incest Homestuck Fanfic is the new Rock n' Roll" -Jimson
"Some people don't even have what they have" -Zasderder 2014
"Technically [Palestine] was Britain's to give away" -Pezz
"It's still stalking even if he's 12 years old and your son." -Codemonkey